Physics Carols

 

1.         The 12 days of Physics

 

            On the first day of physics

                        my teacher gave to me

            A formula for relativity

 

            (second day)    two carts colliding

            (third day)        three vectors adding

            (fourth day)      four questions puzzling

            (fifth day)          five ticker-tapes

            (sixth day)        six curves a-graphing

            (seventh day)    seven labs disgusting

            (eight day)        eight worksheets solving

            (ninth day)        nine bricks-a-falling

            (tenth day)        ten books-a-stacking

            (eleventh day)   eleven tests a-writing

            (twelfth day)     twelve pendulums swinging

 

2.         We Three Students

 

            We three students of physics are

            Taking tests that we think are hard

            Relativity, work and energy

            Worrying all the time.

 

            Oh room of wonder

            Room of fright

            Room of Einstein’s

            Speed of Light

            We’ll pray to thee

            So help us please

            Help us get our labs done right!

 

3.         Lab Reports (sung to Jingle Bells)

 

            Dashing through the lab

            Streaming ticker tape

            Taking all those tests

            And laughing all the way

            Bells for fire bells ring

            Making spirits bright

            What fun it is to laugh and sing

            A physics song tonight.

 

            Oh lab reports, lab reports

            Graphing all the way

            Oh what fun it is to study

            For a physics test today HEY

            Physics test, physics test

            Isn’t it a blast!

            Oh what fun it is to take

            A physics test and pass!

 

4.         Oh come Albert Einstein

 

            Oh come Albert Einstein

            And Sir Isaac Newton

            Oh come yea, oh come yea

            To our physics class.

 

            Come and help clarify

            Help us with your theories

            And then we will rejoice here

            And then we will rejoice here

            And then we will rejoice here

            In our physics class!